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My tweets [Dec. 11th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Dec. 10th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Sun, 12:30: Starting to remember why I don't like making friends with lesbians. Fucking. Drama. So immature.
  • Mon, 10:44: Happy two year anniversary to the love of my life @PatiiFag. You are my heart xxxxx
  • Mon, 11:37: This guy in public is (repeatedly) ACTUALLY using "fml" as ACTUAL English language. Ummm no. #douchebag
  • Mon, 11:44: Amazing RT @OMGFacts: After Kurt Cobain's death, his hometown changed the MOTTO to 'Come As You Are!' Details ---> http://t.co/jwueJog9
  • Mon, 11:46: RT @rickygervais: "I read that moths haven't got eyes. That annoys me. If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings." - Karl Pilkington
  • Mon, 11:50: "Yeah I'm like a graphics guy but I'm really like a photographer that is a copywriter" #fullofshit
  • Mon, 11:51: "And i was like yeah we wanna do the show at La Mama and she was like don't even talk to me" #theatredouche
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My tweets [Dec. 9th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Dec. 8th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Dec. 7th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Dec. 6th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Wed, 12:17: Santa? http://t.co/ctqNuf1r
  • Wed, 15:40: @PatiiFag can we tour? RT @OMGFacts: Australia has 150+ Big Things: Tourist ATTRACTIONS scattered all over. -> http://t.co/1vxIGrUJ
  • Thu, 00:41: Notice how fans of the janoskians never reply...because it's after midnight on a school night and they're all fucking 12! #sad
  • Thu, 00:42: put $50 note on ebay...50 minutes left, it's up to $58...crazy what some people will bid on!
  • Thu, 01:07: pretty sure I drank 2 litres of frozen margarita at Taco Bill, massive headache now but worth it, probs won't attempt it again tho!
  • Thu, 01:43: ok regretting it now, just did a tequila and mexican food sick burp #hot
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My tweets [Dec. 5th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Tue, 22:10: Lucky 23 from Mrs Snail http://t.co/6FPH3QnB
  • Tue, 23:51: RT @KarlChandler: DID YOU KNOW: Eddie Murphy actually DIDN'T play multiple characters in The Nutty Professor. You are just racist.
  • Tue, 23:54: Girlfriend. Check. Slurpee. Check. Kit Kat chunky. Check. Family guy. Check 😁
  • Wed, 01:03: Playing around with frequent flyer calculator makes me excited for all the traveling @PatiiFag and I will be doing next year :D
  • Wed, 01:16: Narla thought the cat bed was ok for a while but nothing beats a cubby house made of a rekorderlig box and a http://t.co/73PROExV
  • Wed, 02:43: RT @OMGFacts: The more likely a man can grow a beard, the more likely he will eventually go bald.
  • Wed, 04:59: Can't bloody sleep. Thinking about implementing a separate beds policy if @PatiiFag doesn't stop wriggling soon!! Grr
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My tweets [Dec. 4th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Mon, 20:42: RT @OMGFacts: Why are night vision goggles are GREEN: we can see more shades of green than any other color! More info here --> http:/ ...
  • Mon, 20:43: RT @OMGFacts: Coca-Cola ran a campaign called H2NO: they trained servers to convince you to NOT order water! --> http://t.co/4Kn8Asef
  • Mon, 20:44: RT @OMGFactsSex: Tribesmen in northern Uganda can tie a knot in their penis
  • Mon, 23:00: just pranked @PatiiFag so good! haha that'll teach you for scaring the crap out of me with that xmas stripper thing! hahaha
  • Mon, 23:01: now to get down to some secret craft : )
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My tweets [Dec. 3rd, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Sun, 15:03: @VictoriaPolice reporting 4wd driver XBU 126. Deliberately cutting off & slamming on breaks at 110km/h on western fwy at Melton exit.
  • Sun, 15:07: RT @jenstatsky: You can probably cool it with the piggy back rides, couples in photos that come with picture frames.
  • Sun, 15:30: RT @SethMacFarlane: If there’s still an Obama sign on your lawn at this point, you’re basically doing an extended, post-touchdown “Shipo ...
  • Mon, 02:52: new app called curiosity is strangely addictive...too hard to explain, go check it out! #curiosity
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My tweets [Dec. 1st, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Fri, 12:07: WTF?herald sun fuck wits LOL RT @heraldsunreader "I hate ppl who swim. There just a bunch of idiots who think there in a music video or ad"
  • Fri, 16:23: I was doing washing and burnt my crumbed fish:( #desperatehousewives
  • Sat, 00:09: rewatching the L word series, why not : )
  • Sat, 01:31: The thunder and rain sounds so pretty tonight. If it was any louder though I'd be searching for my thunder buddy @PatiiFag hehe
  • Sat, 01:38: ok it's getting loud now...Where's Julie andrew's when you need her?
  • Sat, 02:32: LOL someone is actually bidding on the $50 note I put on ebay for $50 hahaha I will piss myself if it goes higher than $50
  • Sat, 02:53: put olive oil in my ears, next day, big chunk of wax came out #irecommendit
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My tweets [Nov. 30th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Thu, 15:45: planned swim since 12,yet to leave.not that much fun on ur own. leaving just after 4pm maybe @PatiiFag or @AmyEBarrow will join me later
  • Thu, 16:24: so awesome! Tegan looks so sexy and Sara is so adorable when she tries to dance http://t.co/XZK0FBmN
  • Fri, 04:44: I forgot to go to bed again, oops...too busy scheming for my 2 year anniversary. weeeeeeeee :D
  • Fri, 05:05: More scheming planned when I wake up at midday...oops!
  • Fri, 05:05: Ahhh air con, I love ya!
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My tweets [Nov. 29th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Nov. 28th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Tue, 22:21: Me too lol it was invented by the coke company after all RT @heraldsunreader: "I'm sick of Christians trying to hijack Christmas"
  • Tue, 22:29: There's something amazing about poetry that was written 100 years before I was born. Back in the day when it meant something to be a poet.
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My tweets [Nov. 27th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Mon, 18:10: @PatiiFag you thought your pepsi addiction was bad RT @omgfacts The POPE drinks four cans of FANTA per day! Details --> http://t.co/KJzAILlk
  • Mon, 18:12: I'm selling a $50 note on ebay for $50...and someone is actually watching it.......
  • Tue, 01:38: Stupid thunder waking me up when I've had an hour sleep and have to get up for work in 4 hours!
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My tweets [Nov. 26th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Nov. 25th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Nov. 24th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Fri, 13:21: 2012 ended up being the year of revisiting the past. I like you 2012, I hope 2013 is just as good if not better 😊
  • Sat, 01:52: $6 flagfall for a cab in Geelong, bullshit umpire!
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My tweets [Nov. 23rd, 2012|12:00 pm]
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  • Thu, 14:38: @PatiiFag haha RT @OMGFactsSex: "Thinking off" is the ability to have an orgasm by just thinking about one
  • Fri, 01:54: Damn you gems game! I'm addicted!!!!
  • Fri, 10:20: Always wanted to do this RT @OMGFacts: Malcolm X copied EVERY entry in the dictionary and read it out loud to become a BETTER reader&writer!
  • Fri, 10:21: High school reunion day. I don't feel older, just happier than I was back then 😊
  • Fri, 11:17: 2.9kg weight loss in 12 days whoop whoop💪😁
  • Fri, 11:44: I found a heads up 5 cent piece, that's like 5 pennies!!! #luckyyyyyy
  • Fri, 11:44: Smart phones, making standing in line bearable since 2006.
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My tweets [Nov. 22nd, 2012|12:00 pm]
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My tweets [Nov. 21st, 2012|12:00 pm]
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